Families have been torn apart by it. Life long friendships have been ended because of it. Heck, even wars have been started over it. But damn if it isn’t really fun too! So what’s this powder-keg o’ fun that’s caused so much heartache through the years? It’s Monopoly! Yes , that legendary board game created by Charles Darrow all those years ago. Recently at TPS we seem to have re-discovered this wonderful game and it’s been mostly good times all around. Mostly, hehe.
A little over a month ago we had an enterprising new recruit hop on board the ship, ContraMundi13. Ole Contra made like a good young pirate and introduced himself and then went about getting to know his fellow shipmates in the usual ways. He’d post here and there and even jump into IRC. Well, it was to be IRC that would put him on his way to making his mark here at TPS. A few of us were in the main channel chatting away like we always do, when the subject of Monopoly came up. Well it didn’t take long for young Contra to step up with the fine idea of a weekly TPS Monopoly tournament! Awesome we all thought, but will the enthusiasm actually last and will this thing take off? Sure enough people stayed stoked and the first tournament was an overwhelming success. A bit chaotic, but good fun nonetheless!
So for two straight weeks now, pirates from all the over the world have gathered every Friday/Saturday (depending on their timezone) to roll the dice, buy houses and do our best to bankrupt our fellow crew members. The past couple of tournaments have shown us that there’s a hearty little group of regulars that are on board to make sure that this thing keeps its momentum and stays popular for the foreseeable future.
Our monopoly tourneys are good times, but don’t be fooled. They can get pretty competitive as well. And this past week saw the first bad blood develop over a monopoly gone wrong! It was drama on the high seas and the e-fists were flying right and left. I’m not going to mention who was involved, but let’s just say that a couple of TPS regulars propbably won’t be on each other’s Christmas card lists anymore. It was like watching a soap opera unfold right there in IRC. It basically went down like this…
|Angry pirate|: you cheated!
phdman: no I didn’t
|Angry Pirate|: wahhhhhhh, you totally did!
|Angry Pirate|: the computer gave you properties, it likes you better and that’s not fair!
phdman: wtf?
|Angry pirate|: shut up! And stop cheating you cheating cheater!
phdman: dude, chill.
|Angry pirate|: CHILL?? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHILL WHEN YOU PUT A HOTEL ON BALTIC AVE???
phdman: well I could have put a hotel on your mom.
|Angry pirate|: I WILL END YOU AND YOUR HOTEL BUILDING CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!
AColdMod: ok children, calm down back there or I’ll turn this pirate ship right around!
|Angry pirate|: Fine then, but im totally taking my toys and going home.
phdman: here, have a grape-flavored apple.
So yeah, that may not be verbatim, but it’s a pretty close approximation of how it went down. We should have seent this coming though. Because along with those intense “monopoly highs” that so many seasoned veterans have come to depend on, there are also those horrible lows. The monopoly board is a cruel mistress and she’ll turn around and stab you in the back just when you think you’ve got her in the palm of your hand. I mean, it’s a little known fact that World War II was started after Hitler found out that Poland snuck a couple of extra hotels onto Marvin Gardens while he wasn’t looking.
Ah well, it seems some good has ultimately come out of this fracas though, because it’s highlighted the need for some ground rules. These are being worked on as we speak and they’ll probably be in place by next week’s tourney. Sure, we won’t think of every rule by then, but hopefully we’ll have enough in place to make sure things go a bit smoother.
I know it’s early days yet, but it looks like TPS is well on its way to becoming a finely-tuned monopoly machine! If you want more info feel free to either PM myself or ContraMundi13 and we’ll gladly hook you up. See you Friday
